Don't you wish your girlfriend was dead like me...
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Who I'd like to meet and other facts you barely want to know:
This is who i would LOVE to meet: Freddie, Jason, Michael Myers, Ted Bundy, and Quentin Tarantino.
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I love horror movies, novels, and especially Halloween! I'm into some witchcraft, mostly tarot cards, and I look amazing in black robes! I listen to dark music whether it's metal or rap, the sadness just turns me on. I dig on poetry and wine. and the Twilight Saga only slighty intrigues me, altough I would eat Edward alive! Anne Rice is my hero and The Vampire Lestat is my BFF. Music keeps me sane, keeps me breathing, ever so slightly.
Here is some other meaninless and mundane redderick to keep you involved and reading...
I love horror movies, novels, and especially Halloween! I'm into some witchcraft, mostly tarot cards, and I look amazing in black robes! I listen to dark music whether it's metal or rap, the sadness just turns me on. I dig on poetry and wine. and the Twilight Saga only slighty intrigues me, altough I would eat Edward alive! Anne Rice is my hero and The Vampire Lestat is my BFF. Music keeps me sane, keeps me breathing, ever so slightly.
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- Are you a fan or artist?
- Fan, Artist
- What instruments do you play/what skills do you have?
- piano, violin, songwriting, lyric writing
- How many years of experience do you have?
- 666
- Are you a beginner or pro, what is your experience in music industry?
- long enough to know better - working on some tunes, and hoping to post some music...sometime in the near future...
- What genres are you most interested in?
- rock, pop, indie, hip-hop, rap, classical, other
- What are your influences, favorite artists and bands?
- Slayer, Mozart, Fields of the Nephilim, Tool, Beethoven, Type O Negative, King Diamond, Celtic Frost, D12, Snoop, AFI, My Chemical Romance, and much more...and of course...death
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hi jane sorry for taking so long to get back to u. so how r u?
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible!" he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter rabbit and killed it. Kids will be so disappointed. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the dead, limp rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the furry animal.Miraculously the Easter rabbit came to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. Fifty yards away the Easter rabbit stopped turned around, waved and hopped down the road. Another 50 yards down, he turned, waved and hopped another 50 yards. And waved again !
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!!
He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on the Easter rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's named Jane Doe.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, Jane Doe had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Jane Doe shouts, "Fire!!"
After a week she was so ashamed of what she was doing she killed herself.
After another week the sailors were so ashamed of what they were doing they buried her.
After another week the sailors were so ashamed at what they were doing they dug her up again.
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